In a fit of nostalgia, I once again read through all of my previous blog postings. I realized that many of my postings were absolutely pointless. So, in the interest of returning to my blogging roots, I present you with...
An Ode to the Guy in Starbucks with a Bluetooth Earpiece and Velcro Shoes
You are more important than most.
Why else would you need
The time-saving double whammy of
Hands-free cellphone and
No shoelaces?
That is all.
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3 comments:
Amazing, and I'm not being sarcastic. You're so clever! This is hilarious and a social commentary at the same time. I love it!
I'm snapping my fingers instead of applauding.
You are a nut. And I love you. So I Married an Axe Murderer anyone??
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